Is how the third act of William Shakespeare's Henry V play begins. And here I am again, writing down and imposing my view of the world on the internet in the most vulgar and incoherent way possible.
I make a vow to keep up with it if you make a vow to read it (but since no one is reading, guess I am off the hook ;).
I am going to write this 'mofo' mostly in English, but sometimes there would be posts translated or entirely in Spanish (regarding regional stuff), so if you don't understand a post and want me to translate (because you and I, we have plenty of spare time hahahahaahah) I will gladly do, just let me know!
Also, a quote will be featured below the post, and will be a related one (I am a sucker for them) except in this post, where the quotation is the title.